


The folks over at Vote For the Worst were good enough to track down contestant Adam Lambert’s MySpace page and share with the unsuspecting public the fact that Adam Lambert is the gayest gay ever. I know, I was shocked too. It’s pretty hard to look gayer than this. He out-gays most queens. He’s gayer than Clay Aiken. Gayer than Ru Paul. Gayer than all 5,700 seasons of Will and Grace combined. I’m not even sure it’s appropriate to call him “he” or “him.” It probably offends her. She probably prefers “bitch” or “ma’am.” Adam’s new name is Madam. Madam Lambert.
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